deskthority

Cherry MX Reds are desired, nay, REQUIRED in every key depressed by her delicate touch. Dedicated media keys are not a luxury to be dismissed and may yet even determine whether the gift is received with exuberance or pensive resignation. A 10 key is preferred, though if it be as such that the ...

Great and powerful Oracle! Lord of the spring, holder of the sacred buckle!

I beseech thee in all humility to hearken to this wretch and give heed to my desperate plea. Long have I searched and far have I wandered, and yet STILL (to my chagrin and dismay) has my quarry eluded mine eyes. I seek ...

lol, that's from this site? I remember seeing that thread quite a while ago

Will do

Does such a thing exist?

Thanks,
Korr