[Help needed] I just got in love with my teacher from the last year

Yeah, that did catch my eye. Mr. Emptyhead trolling us again perhaps? He does have a weird thing about extramarital affairs, as I recall. So this topic doesn’t seem entirely unlike him.

I certainly don’t see why someone young, perturbed and new to the forum would go mention him unprompted.
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I must say, the identity of this mystery poster is certainly curious...

To give OP the benefit of the doubt insofar as being genuine, I'll say this much: having a crush on your young (relatively speaking) teacher is very normal behavior. You just have to realize nothing can be done about it. If you must do something just tell her how you feel, get shot down, and move on. It is actually illegal to be in a relationship with her in the first place (at least in the US, I dunno about other countries). So, if something DID develop between you two it would absolutely ruin her entire career forever if it was found out.
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I'm just another member, but the situation is too embarrassing and bizarre to use my normal identity. I speak spanish, learning english still. Soy Cacho de Buenos Aires y tengo un sueño escondido, cantar igual que Gardel.
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They hatin‘
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BrutalOnionMayhem wrote:I'm just another member, but the situation is too embarrassing and bizarre to use my normal identity. I speak spanish, learning english still. Soy Cacho de Buenos Aires y tengo un sueño escondido, cantar igual que Gardel.

In the future, it might be good to lead with that rather than have people question it, and then you come out with it. Makes it seem too sock-puppety when found out...
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Somehow it was fun to troll the troll,
but now that the troll has untrolled himself,
I'll leave this thread to allow for serious answers :lol:
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scottc wrote:If it was Green Squid there'd probably be 18 times the number of posts and many many more exclamation marks. :lol:

ha.ha.ha :mrgreen:
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BrutalOnionMayhem wrote:First at all, thanks to all.

I will not die if she reject me, don't get me wrong. About girls of my own age range, all I knew were (with respect) cynical bitches submerged in alcohol and drugs or had a so flat mind that I couldn't even start a conversation with them. In addition, I hate how nowadays people start a relationship just for social pressure or for the simple fact of start a relationship.
My two therapists started to cry when hearing about my problems. Unfortunately, I'm the only one who can face my own life, but talking about it never hurts. I've got best advicings from unknown people than from my own parents.

About my environment, is the fucking ninth circle of hell, she is the only really puritanical woman I ever knew here. Don't worry, I will not do anything ilegal, less if can hurt she.
Man, lots of thanks!

You should anonymously send her the pictures you took of her one by one. Maybe include a couple of death threats to up the ante. Really freak her out so she's vulnerable and "needs" someone to protect her. That's when you'll have your best shot of ever ending up with your teacher. Jokes aside, judging from these quotes you should lighten up and learn to live a little. I had a similar attitude problem in high school where I felt and acted like I was better than everyone else. Those cringy few years cost me a lot and honestly high school would have been much more fun if I made more of an effort to connect with my peers.
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green-squid wrote:ha.ha.ha :mrgreen:

Good Ultravox album that, back in their punk weirdo days.

Er anyway, if there's any chance the OP is serious, don't go there. It can go very bad indeed for either party. And often does.
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Wear protection! Don't just do it on the desk after class, your bound to get caught! Go to a nice hotel!
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andrewjoy wrote:Wear protection! Don't just do it on the desk after class, your bound to get caught! Go to a nice hotel!

This calls for an Electric Six video. NSFW etc, though really just the occasional naughty word.

linky

Edit: seems the Youtube tag is broken so no preview for you...
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You guys seem to have found Mr Duuls alt account, congratulations!
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FXT wrote:You should anonymously send her the pictures you took of her one by one. Maybe include a couple of death threats to up the ante. Really freak her out so she's vulnerable and "needs" someone to protect her. That's when you'll have your best shot of ever ending up with your teacher. Jokes aside, judging from these quotes you should lighten up and learn to live a little. I had a similar attitude problem in high school where I felt and acted like I was better than everyone else. Those cringy few years cost me a lot and honestly high school would have been much more fun if I made more of an effort to connect with my peers.

:lol: I didn't take any picture, I just "found" them. Well, I bought a book for her and calmed my teenager chemical frenetism a little bit. I never said I was better than anyone and honestly I'm having a lot of fun right now.
Leaving aside the intense trolling, I got some nice ideas from here. And as I said to much more people, I preffer not to keep my right to failure :D
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