deskthority

Who ever is handling this or proxying orders for other users - these are some "terms" I came up with a while ago after having shipped out literally hundreds of things to users across the globe. Some of it might sound a bit harsh or unfriendly but trust me there's good reasons for everything I put in...

kbdfr wrote: ↑

06 May 2021, 16:38

kbdfr is always right.

One of the principle beliefs of Deskthority

I‘m rock hard man
Awesome find!

Would love to see a „Best Find“ reward for something that wasn‘t already a huge pay day for the finder.

Make it something like „best discovery“ ...

Ascaii wrote: ↑

15 Apr 2021, 17:32

Call me old fashioned, but what about a good old certificate with embossed foil seal. A unique prize for the winner, with little to no resale value as it clearly states the name of the winner. Plus it looks good in a frame

+1

Ascaii wrote: ↑

09 Apr 2021, 14:50

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I saw kbdfr's monster in person once...the pictures dont do it justice, haha

I suspect you had to take your shoes off and wear a hair net to be allowed near it?

Well, I understand some people, like yourself, can't ever quite settle. As your profile says: Main keyboard: Top Buss Yeah seriously .. that's why I didn't post. There's keyboard I've had on my desk for 6months+ and also keyboards I keep taking out of storage to use them again for a bit. But "Longt...

mode1ace wrote: ↑

08 Apr 2021, 11:09

My current favourites:

precisely not what this thread is about.

Oh god a CZ keyboard ... must ... resist ...

fucking poggers

That's such an exaggeration. Maybe you can reply just fine. Once you uploaded your vaccination passport. Of course it's an exaggeration. I exaggerate 1000% of the time. But making the blog more interactive and put more emphasis on the comment/discussion ... isn't that just a second discussion board...

Muirium wrote: ↑

30 Mar 2021, 13:52

No comments. Comments are a den of scum and villainy!

Only on forums do we stand equal. That's why the discussion itself should be exclusively *here*.

Thanks yes. Totally agree. I want to face my opponent eye to eye, dicks out.

I've been against the Wingnut as a award ever since it has become so ASBURDLY valuable in the second hand market. This has really attracted a lot of the wrong people with zero to no benefit of this community or the wiki. If you want to hand out more of them, use them to FORCE people into hard wiki l...

I'd be a little confused to decide where to put my content ... We've got the forum which is great for sharing a story or a development or a process and collect feedback, interact with edgy vets and keep your progress posted. This has been a very valuable and powerful tool here and considering how so...

Blog must clearly be. And an own worldwide 24/7 TV channel. And then we should somehow see to it that typing becomes an Olympic discipline. Does a World Day of Mechanical Keyboards already exist at all? What about a Nobel Prize for Keyboard Science? I have the rambling powers to do a 24/7 TV progra...

Findecanor wrote: ↑

22 Mar 2021, 15:02

Topic subject says "owners". Who else owns the site beside Oliver/keyboardjoy?

The Keeb Kabal

clickykeyboards wrote: ↑

19 Mar 2021, 15:28

Model M-13 (IBM)

Other triggers pictured

Model 17 (Glock), Model 1911 (Kimber), Model USP .45 (Heckler & Koch), Model 92FS (Beretta), Model CX-4 (Beretta)

Do you even lift, brah?

Love the ideas, so ... 1) MOAR Merchandise 2) Commercialize in the „brand“ some more with a DT Keyboard (Model MF - literally 99% done) 3) Loot boxes which potentially unlock the dark theme or other fancy forum perks 4) Make the forum more like discord and the wiki more like reddit - make DT great a...

Let's not sugar coat it bro ... it's a turd.
Love the sublegends but a turd's a turd.

depletedvespene wrote: ↑

16 Mar 2021, 15:15

I... actually agree with kbdfr.

It's commonly assumed that everyone on DT agrees with kbdfr unless you actively object.

Muirium wrote: ↑

16 Mar 2021, 12:06

We'd know we were dealing with a psycho if it were clears.

*heavy breathing*

I need a drink

Muirium wrote: ↑

12 Mar 2021, 16:57

I've put CDs in my PowerBook's optical slot plenty times, if that's what you mean.

Spoiler:

That's just too much for my dirty mind on a friday afternoon!

Muirium wrote: ↑

12 Mar 2021, 16:45

Phones need a CD slot.

Tablets need a record player.

You gonna walk around here from thread to thread and just cause trouble?
Rough people up and piss in vending machines?

My unpopular opinion is: keep it up.

Heya! Has anyone heard from seebart recently? He‘s been inactive for a while which isn‘t uncommon but a bunch of vintage keyboards popped up on eBay from a seller nearby his location that were confirmed to be his - down to the serial number. And the seller was just some random 2nd hand warehouse ......

kbdfr wrote: ↑

25 Feb 2021, 08:41

On the other hand, this would mean she deserves as many pairs of shoes as I have keyboards

Which, well, of course she does.
...

No please

sixty wrote: ↑

25 Feb 2021, 05:52

best I can do is 3.50

Holy SHIT I am seeing ghosts ...

Thanks very much for all the years you've kept this up and running!