Deskthority drawn by AI

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Muirium
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12 Jul 2022, 10:30

invalid mr_a500 wrote:
12 Jul 2022, 05:15
This is one of Apple's failures - introducing a red squirrel into an already saturated squirrel market.

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“And we’re calling it: iNut.”
Audience coughs with nervous laughter.

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“What?” Steve glowers.

invalid mr_a500

12 Jul 2022, 18:48

The AI really captures the essence of Fauci. I'm particularly fond of the last image. He's ripping out his eye socket - and yet he's smiling. :D

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Of course, this one is not without its charms:

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invalid mr_a500

12 Jul 2022, 19:11

It was only after the war that the Allies found out just how much more advanced German computer terminals really were.

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I also like the fact that Hitler seems to have 3 arms - something those damn historians deliberately hide from us.

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kbdfr
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13 Jul 2022, 07:51

invalid mr_a500 wrote:
12 Jul 2022, 19:11
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Muirium
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13 Jul 2022, 11:35

Indeed. :lol:

Is there something you need to get off your chest, A500, besides that domineering squirrel? For all their nippy faults, I’m unconvinced our arboreal rodent overlords would deign to submit themselves to global conspiracies… of human design, at least.

invalid mr_a500

13 Jul 2022, 12:35

You mean... you don't want to see Hitler's computer terminal? You don't want to see Fauci ripping out his own eye socket? Dear dear. What is this world coming to.

I think kbdfr must be a real Fauci fan - probably had a Farrah Fawcett style poster of him on his wall as a kid.

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Bjerrk

13 Jul 2022, 12:57

Nurse, he's up again.

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kbdfr
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13 Jul 2022, 16:49

invalid mr_a500 wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 12:35
[…] I think kbdfr must be a real Fauci fan - probably had a Farrah Fawcett style poster of him on his wall as a kid.
I simply find tendentious name-dropping of persons who have aboslutely nothing to do with keyboards extraordinalrily stupid - and commenting idiotic posts is notoriously one of my favourite pastimes.

zippolupan

13 Jul 2022, 16:57

I got access to DALL-E 2.
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Muirium
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13 Jul 2022, 17:06

Impressive! Thought it was a staged photo until I zoomed into the key mess. Reality is so ducked now!

zippolupan

13 Jul 2022, 17:34

A few more from the same prompt:
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invalid mr_a500

13 Jul 2022, 18:18

kbdfr wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 16:49
invalid mr_a500 wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 12:35
[…] I think kbdfr must be a real Fauci fan - probably had a Farrah Fawcett style poster of him on his wall as a kid.
I simply find tendentious name-dropping of persons who have aboslutely nothing to do with keyboards extraordinalrily stupid - and commenting idiotic posts is notoriously one of my favourite pastimes.
I read that as "making idiotic posts is notoriously one of my favourite pastimes". I agreed completely. Your posts are notoriously idiotic.

In the past decade, I don't think I've seen a post by "kbdfr" that I thought was interesting or intelligent. It's not personal, just the truth.
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Muirium
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13 Jul 2022, 18:29

:roll:

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invalid mr_a500

13 Jul 2022, 18:42

Muirium wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 18:29
:roll:


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That's "name-dropping of persons who have aboslutely nothing to do with keyboards extraordinalrily stupid"!!!! Stop it!

Get back to keyboard related stuff, damn it!

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Muirium
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13 Jul 2022, 18:45

I’m not overweight, btw, cheeky. :P

Anyway, we made kbdfr a moderator because he is so often the voice of reason here on Deskthority. Squabble with him if you wish, but do so while aware that we are most all on his side. ;)

invalid mr_a500

13 Jul 2022, 18:49

Muirium wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 18:45
I’m not overweight, btw, cheeky. :P
I had an alternate, but it wasn't as funny. (and what's with the feet merging with keyboard shot?)

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It seems to be "Scots standing on keyboard".

invalid mr_a500

13 Jul 2022, 18:50

Muirium wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 18:45
Anyway, we made kbdfr a moderator because he is so often the voice of reason here on Deskthority. Squabble with him if you wish, but do so while aware that we are most all on his side. ;)
He's a moderator?? Great. "The enemy within". I bet he's checking my IP now and sending his fellow goons to track me.

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Muirium
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13 Jul 2022, 18:53

Yes, he is. 8-)
invalid mr_a500 wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 18:49
It seems to be "Scots standing on keyboard".
Dancing, by the look of it. Remember this ML model is trained on Google’s cache of pictures, many of which will be touristy and cliche: like Highland dancing.

If I were to dance on keyboards: which ones should they be? Not nice ones, surely. Brogues will knock the shit out of them!

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depletedvespene

13 Jul 2022, 19:06

Fine, to get back (somewhat) on-topic, and combining that with an unnerving dream I had last night...

"computer keyboard and mouse for an alien octopus"
"computer keyboard and mouse for an alien octopus"
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I suppose an argument could be made that octopuses, alien or otherwise, would be well served by keyboards with small-ish keycaps, as they would be typing with their tentacletips, but they'd prefer to use a large mouse they could grab and operate with an entire tentacle.

OTOH, that begs the question of whether they have fine enough control over the suction cups — if they can be pressed and released individually, they would surely prefer to use those by wrapping a single tentacle over one or two "key rods", where the caps would be tied to their cups.

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kbdfr
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14 Jul 2022, 09:05

invalid mr_a500 wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 18:50
I bet [kbdfr]'s checking my IP now and sending his fellow goons to track me.
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kbdfr wrote:
13 Jul 2022, 16:49
[…] commenting idiotic posts is notoriously one of my favourite pastimes.
Dal segno

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Muirium
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14 Jul 2022, 10:33

Goto indeed. But better to move on from the pie fight. :P

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Bjerrk

14 Jul 2022, 10:44

I think our robot overlords put it best:


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(Also, some of those boomers are definitely Ood)

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snacksthecat
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16 Jul 2022, 05:19

Bjerrk wrote:
14 Jul 2022, 10:44
I think our robot overlords put it best:



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(Also, some of those boomers are definitely Ood)
These guys are doing it all; showing off their wares, chatting over snacks, making music, proposing to each other. Boomers live that good life.

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snacksthecat
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16 Jul 2022, 05:29

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depletedvespene

23 Jul 2022, 18:07

"Am I spending too much time on Deskthority?"
"Am I spending too much time on Deskthority?"
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I think craiyon.com is definitely getting a handle on things.

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Muirium
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23 Jul 2022, 21:18

Top right: finally, an HHKB!

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snacksthecat
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29 Jul 2022, 05:37

Deskthority gets the mascot that nobody ever asked for!

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digital_matthew

30 Jul 2022, 14:12

snacksthecat wrote:
29 Jul 2022, 05:37
Deskthority gets the mascot that nobody ever asked for!
Where can I get some merch?!

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Muirium
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30 Jul 2022, 15:13

Only the highest quality merchandise for you, sir.

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