Keyboard Dad Joke

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thefarside

30 May 2023, 22:09

I was fired from the keyboard factory.

They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Gotten from Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... d_factory/

Some of the comments are great.

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TNT

31 May 2023, 15:03

Some really are, but a lot of them aren't really my type
Spoiler:
:duck:

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Muirium
µ

31 May 2023, 19:54

Sixty percent is crass and gauche. The true “snob of keebs” is a 1%enter.

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depletedvespene

31 May 2023, 19:55

Muirium wrote:
31 May 2023, 19:54
Sixty percent is crass and gauche. The true “snob of keebs” is a 1%enter.
As long as it's not a BAE, of course.

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Muirium
µ

31 May 2023, 19:59

I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat

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JP!

01 Jun 2023, 01:42

Muirium wrote:
31 May 2023, 19:59
I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat
Shifting to the left and right, such graceful "chord"ination!

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thefarside

01 Jun 2023, 01:56

Muirium wrote:
31 May 2023, 19:59
I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat
It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself :lol:

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JP!

01 Jun 2023, 03:29

thefarside wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 01:56
It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself :lol:
Be sure to use a membrane for protection otherwise you’ll end up with the clack.

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thefarside

01 Jun 2023, 03:35

JP! wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 03:29
thefarside wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 01:56
It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself :lol:
Be sure to use a membrane for protection otherwise you’ll end up with the clack.
Membranes might be safer but don’t feel as good.

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JP!

01 Jun 2023, 03:59

thefarside wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 03:35
Membranes might be safer but don’t feel as good.
This is how you make them qwert and end up with sticky keys.

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Muirium
µ

01 Jun 2023, 10:52

DT "Dad" is gross! :lol:

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depletedvespene

01 Jun 2023, 14:55

Muirium wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 10:52
DT "Dad" is gross! :lol:
Unless he's German and set in his Advanced Technology ways, in which case he's Groß⇩.

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Muirium
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01 Jun 2023, 15:10

You can well imagine my highschool German class (age 11 or so) delight in learning that "gross" means "big" in German, and "dick" means "thick." It truly is the language of (some kind of) love! :lol:

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kbdfr
The Tiproman

01 Jun 2023, 16:56

Language of love? Where "gift" is "Geschenk" while "Gift" is "poison"? (German nouns always begin with an upper case letter).

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depletedvespene

01 Jun 2023, 17:03

kbdfr wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 16:56
… while "Gift" is "poison"? …
Well, that explains my ex-mother-in-law. :?

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Muirium
µ

01 Jun 2023, 17:46

kbdfr wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 16:56
Language of love?
Yes, the lazily dubbed language of the special kind of love which exists between an underdressed plumber and a young housewife impressed with his wrench. Teenage boys are well into it. :lol:

Es ist zu groß und zu dick!

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engr

01 Jun 2023, 21:26

JP! wrote:
01 Jun 2023, 03:59
This is how you make them qwert and end up with sticky keys.
"Successful DP requires more than conventional keyboards" - an actual quote from Ortek MCK-142's box.

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Muirium
µ

01 Jun 2023, 22:44

It requires three open minds and a certain amount of flexibility at the very least!

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engr

06 Nov 2023, 20:50

Speaking of Focus boards, just read this in an eBay description of a Focus FK-9000:

The keyboard features a classic design that showcases the brand's commitment to quality and durability

LOL.

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