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Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 30 May 2023, 22:09
by thefarside
I was fired from the keyboard factory.
They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Gotten from Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... d_factory/
Some of the comments are great.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 31 May 2023, 15:03
by TNT
Some really are, but a lot of them aren't really my type
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 31 May 2023, 19:54
by Muirium
Sixty percent is crass and gauche. The true “snob of keebs” is a
1%enter.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 31 May 2023, 19:55
by depletedvespene
Muirium wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 19:54
Sixty percent is crass and gauche. The true “snob of keebs” is a
1%enter.
As long as it's not a BAE, of course.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 31 May 2023, 19:59
by Muirium
I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat…
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 01:42
by JP!
Muirium wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 19:59
I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat…
Shifting to the left and right, such graceful "chord"ination!
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 01:56
by thefarside
Muirium wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 19:59
I see you BAEby,
Shakin’ dat…
It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 03:29
by JP!
thefarside wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 01:56
It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself
Be sure to use a membrane for protection otherwise you’ll end up with the clack.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 03:35
by thefarside
JP! wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 03:29
thefarside wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 01:56
It’s so big and beautiful! Hard to CTRL myself
Be sure to use a membrane for protection otherwise you’ll end up with the clack.
Membranes might be safer but don’t feel as good.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 03:59
by JP!
thefarside wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 03:35
Membranes might be safer but don’t feel as good.
This is how you make them qwert and end up with sticky keys.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 10:52
by Muirium
DT "Dad" is gross!
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 14:55
by depletedvespene
Muirium wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 10:52
DT "Dad" is gross!
Unless he's German and set in his
Advanced
Technology ways, in which case he's
Groß⇩.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 15:10
by Muirium
You can well imagine my highschool German class (age 11 or so) delight in learning that "gross" means "big" in German, and "dick" means "thick." It truly is the language of (some kind of) love!
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 16:56
by kbdfr
Language of love? Where "gift" is "Geschenk" while "Gift" is "poison"? (German nouns always begin with an upper case letter).
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 17:03
by depletedvespene
kbdfr wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 16:56
… while "Gift" is "poison"? …
Well,
that explains my ex-mother-in-law.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 17:46
by Muirium
kbdfr wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 16:56
Language of love?
Yes, the lazily dubbed language of the special kind of love which exists between an underdressed plumber and a young housewife impressed with his wrench. Teenage boys are well into it.
Es ist zu groß und zu dick!
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 21:26
by engr
JP! wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 03:59
This is how you make them qwert and end up with sticky keys.
"Successful DP requires more than conventional keyboards" - an actual quote from Ortek MCK-142's box.
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 01 Jun 2023, 22:44
by Muirium
It requires three open minds and a certain amount of flexibility at the very least!
Re: Keyboard Dad Joke
Posted: 06 Nov 2023, 20:50
by engr
Speaking of Focus boards, just read this in an eBay description of a Focus FK-9000:
The keyboard features a classic design that showcases the brand's commitment to quality and durability
LOL.
