Post the ugliest keyboards you've seen!

[seebart]

Post the ugliest keyboards you've seen!

Anything in the clack section on GH !

There are pics of wingnuts in there...

Well wingnuts aren't really very pretty are they? It's more about the trophy really IMO. Wings on a keycap?

[FSTP]

The whinging in this thread motivates me!

Well It is a thread dedicated to ugly keyboards.....

But if people are actually buying them, then more power to you I suppose.

[Findecanor]

The nastiness permeates the entire thing... but the keyboard is part of it.

[depletedvespene]

Nasty and unforgivably dirty, yes, but... it's not ugly in and of itself, I guess.

[Elrick]

The nastiness permeates the entire thing... but the keyboard is part of it.

Definitely clean the keys BUT I would indeed keep the colour on that casing and spray it with a satin clear coat, to keep that level of orchestrated gunge.

It's too cool to clean off because then everyone would stay away from your keyboard due to how dirty it is BUT only you know the truth .

[green-squid]

Here's part 2 by the way, all good now!

Also, ugli keybrd waaa!

[Blaise170]

I can't tell if that's a keyboard or LEGO...

[snacksthecat]

The official keyboard of

[green-squid]

You wot SnackCat?

[mike52787]

Self post for my own humiliation



no OTD board should ever suffer this fate, but it was my first time trying fully sculpted SA

[Findecanor]

Now that looks like LEGO.

[depletedvespene]

Never mind it's a compact. Never mind its poorly designed layout. Never mind the garish colourway. Never mind the fartisans. Now... "LOBBY BOY" as the legend for the Enter key is unbearably TACKY.

[hypkx]

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[Blaise170]

It's from another dimension.

[Elrick]

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Unusual keyboard frame being used here.

Probably terrible to use from the sides if you're seated slightly to the left or right but it's unique. The Key-caps help to drag it down into the sewer depths of mediocrity.

[Wintermute1974]

Never mind it's a compact. Never mind its poorly designed layout. Never mind the garish colourway. Never mind the fartisans. Now... "LOBBY BOY" as the legend for the Enter key is unbearably TACKY.

If you're a big fan of Wes Anderson's movie The Budapest Hotel, then you might want an Enter button like this to remind you of the film each time you look down at the keycaps. In the movie, the Lobby Boy wears a oddly shaped cylindrical hat in exactly these colors with the words LOBBY BOY emblazoned on it.

LOBBY BOY

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Perhaps there was a limited edition run of Budapest Hotel keycaps?

[fohat]

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Probably terrible to use from the sides if you're seated slightly to the left or right but it's unique.

I like the handles. It might have been pretty cool (although I would never want it personally) if all of the keys had been the deep-space blue + starlight/backlight without introducing any other themes.

[Findecanor]

The handles would be useful if you are trying to wean yourself off using a mouse ...

[snacksthecat]

Hey guys, just a single mouse here looking for my soul mate. Hmu if you like frapachinos and Coldplay

[fohat]

Not the ugliest keyboard, but rather the most beautiful mouse I have seen:

[Elrick]

Not the ugliest keyboard, but rather the most beautiful mouse I have seen:

Would your Mrs approve of that device on your desk top ?

[Findecanor]

Would using it yourself be considered cheating?

[codemonkeymike]

Would using it yourself be considered cheating?

Practice

[Elrick]

Would using it yourself be considered cheating?

Practice

With women in general, it would be like cheating with a simulated device instead of enjoying 'hers'.

Secondly, I would face some hard core back lash from her and the kids, for being some kind of 'perverted freak'.

Men always get 'screwed' in every way, besides the way we would most like and it won't be pretty under any circumstance. It's nearly always going to cost big time, further on down the road.

Your device must be avoided at all cost, if you enjoy the current lifestyle and income .

[zrrion]

What could have possibly compelled you to make a post in a keyboard forum about how your wife won't let you use a fleshlight because "that's just how women are" or whatever? Like, decorum dude.

[andrewjoy]

Women love the bad boys

[kbdfr]

Women love the bad boys

Lifelong experience tells the opposite

[green-squid]

elrick calm down your tits!!!

[Dingster]

Elrick, the man, the myth, the legend

[vometia]

Women love the bad boys

Really.