Typing Demo XL - Kidtech My First Keyboard (blister keys)

[Chyros]

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[Jaki1122]

I think you have a need of finding new ways of making yourself suffer... Don't worry, we'll make you a keyboard that's ortholinear, has an "ergonomic case", with TV remote like switches and caps, and that is connected to a metallic bracelet so it shocks you every time you press a key to let you know it has been registered.

[funkmon]

Surely, and I mean surely, this can't possibly be ASMR for anyone.

The crazy part is that this is still better than a 40% keyboard.