Does this make me #2 ban on GH?

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MagicMeatball

03 May 2013, 17:08

Oh dirge, always an entertaining douche, you are.

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Peter

03 May 2013, 19:07

tsangan wrote:I'm just here to set a few facts straight
I never sold my Olevitti DS, it's still with me
I did sell the 1 red Esc, I owned 3 back when they were rare and still own 2 of them
Even if you DID sell a Olivetti DS for whatever..
SO WHAT ?
How is that something that anyone here should even have an opinion about ?

You SOLD it for ..
Or didn't sell it for .. ? ?
GOOD FOR YOU :)
It's your keyboard !!
IMHO, You are free to do with it whatever you chose !
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dirge

03 May 2013, 19:11

MagicMeatball wrote:Oh dirge, always an entertaining douche, you are.
hey! something we have in common! we both always want the final word!

WANKER :mrgreen:

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MagicMeatball

03 May 2013, 20:51

dirge wrote:
hey! something we have in common! we both always want the final word!

WANKER :mrgreen:
Fine... I will let you have the last word. Oh wait... damn, I messed that one up! :P

Also, the term 'wanker' is an interesting one. As it essentially describes every human male on the planet. So should I say, 'thank you, fellow wanker!' ?

;)

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Acanthophis

03 May 2013, 21:36

TIL women don't masturbate.

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MagicMeatball

03 May 2013, 22:26

Acanthophis wrote:TIL women don't masturbate.
MagicMeatball wrote:every human male on the planet
Women don't 'wank'. It's a completely different system ;)

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Peter

03 May 2013, 23:36

MagicMeatball wrote: Also, the term 'wanker' is an interesting one.
As it essentially describes every human male on the planet.
So should I say, 'thank you, fellow wanker!' ?
No, 'a wanker' (in English) is best translated to 'a jerk-off' (in 'American') .
It does literally mean 'one who wanks', but is mostly used as an expression of contempt,
not as a reference to the sexual act 'wanking' .. These annoying idiots are sometimes called 'tossers' instead :)

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002
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04 May 2013, 00:08

MagicMeatball wrote:Women don't 'wank'. It's a completely different system
Actually women do wank. It's a common misconception that 'wank' is a term for pulling the penis when in fact it simply means to masturbate. I've called girls wankers before.

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MagicMeatball

04 May 2013, 00:19

002 wrote:
MagicMeatball wrote:Women don't 'wank'. It's a completely different system
Actually women do wank. It's a common misconception that 'wank' is a term for pulling the penis when in fact it simply means to masturbate. I've called girls wankers before.
'Wank' is typically associated with the action, but there isn't a fact book or official reference per say, that states this as an established fact. This seems to be more of a cultural difference in how people perceive 'wanking' in both terminology and action.

:D

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Acanthophis

04 May 2013, 00:25

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definitio ... ank?q=wank

to wank = to masturbate (whatever gender you may be)


Am I teaching English to a native speaker as an ESL?

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MagicMeatball

04 May 2013, 00:31

Acanthophis wrote:http://oxforddictionaries.com/definitio ... ank?q=wank

to wank = to masturbate (whatever gender you may be)


Am I teaching English to a native speaker as an ESL?
"British vulgar slang"

Am I teaching cultural differences in class today?

Not being from England myself, would make your definition meaningless, as it isn't used in America. Men use the term 'jerk-off' as a strictly Male act of masturbation here in 'murica.

Also, you seem very confrontational, and angry. You should relax a bit.

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Acanthophis

04 May 2013, 00:46

Jerk off is also just masturbate. Again, for all genders.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jerk%20off

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MagicMeatball

04 May 2013, 00:54

Acanthophis wrote:Jerk off is also just masturbate. Again, for all genders.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jerk%20off
The male version, yes. But since you seem intent on being an uptight douche in a friendly conversation, here is more detailed information that doesn't include the act of 'jerking' for females [NSFW]

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Acanthophis

04 May 2013, 01:08

I'm just über correct (or German, I can't resist it!!!), especially when high [6]. Don't you mix something up there.

Again, yes, they (wank and jerk off) commonly are used for the act of masturbation on male human.
However, it also can be used to describe the act of masturbation on a female human, but seldom it will.

And I'm only as much friendly/angry, as in how you perceive my words ;)

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MagicMeatball

04 May 2013, 01:15

Acanthophis wrote:I'm just über correct (or German, I can't resist it!!!), especially when high [6]. Don't you mix something up there.

Again, yes, they (wank and jerk off) commonly are used for the act of masturbation on male human.
However, it also can be used to describe the act of masturbation on a female human, but seldom it will.

And I'm only as much friendly/angry, as in how you perceive my words ;)

Well then I guess you just settled the point I have been trying to make for me ;)

And adding things like 'Do I have to teach you English' and 'English mother f**ker, do you speak it' videos doesn't leave much to be interpreted, it's just flat out rude, bro.

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Acanthophis

04 May 2013, 01:23

I thought them funny, who takes Quentin Tarantino quotes in a conversation seriously? :D

And I was teaching you, bro. But don't worry, it's free ;)

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MagicMeatball

04 May 2013, 02:26

Acanthophis wrote:
And I was teaching you, bro. But don't worry, it's free ;)
Well, technically you already proved my point. But that's ok ;)


Dammit... there I go again with the last word. I hate it when dirge is right :(

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guilleguillaume

04 May 2013, 05:01

Demongolator where are you?

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The Demongolator
Contra Bonos Mores

04 May 2013, 12:00

The Demongolator is right here, enjoying the narcissistic fight over the last word. :twisted:

Okeg

04 May 2013, 20:10

The Demongolator wrote:The Demongolator is right here, enjoying the narcissistic fight over the last word. :twisted:
He's back! :o

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