deskthority

Welp I tried to DM you but this sites a broken mess. I assume I’m too late anyway

Model F 122
עברית / English
(Yes, I know I don't have the "Industrial" keys in the right place, but I'm just going to use them for media keys)

Haven't put the solenoid in yet; it took me a while to set up because I had to open the inner assembly.


Bruh wtf happened lol, why is this gap so ...

That is an admirable effort by you, for sure. I believe that Joe should be pressured into doing repairs like that. However, since Joe does not face any sort of repercussions for not providing services after you agree to his terms of sale on the website, I'm afraid repeating the same 3 points over ...

My point is that you've already adequately called him out. Now you're being a nuisance to other users, not just Joe. How does that help anyone on DT?


It doesn't, but he doesn't care. He's got such a blind hate on that he is only interested in tearing Joe down, and he doesn't give a single ...

I hadn’t called him out for the most recent case of him asking people for help while offering nothing in return, all the while profiting from their work.
It’s sweet that you’re protecting him so much, but I can assure you if you had an issue with your board he wouldn’t give a flying fuck about ya

@wobbled I've seen you posting on Ellipse's main thread quite a bit, and most of the messages have been some sort of argument or clapback. I understand you don't like how Ellipse does things (I'm not a fan of quite a few decisions he has made), but at this point I think you've adequately expressed ...

Leyden Jar update and request for help:

So far over 130 F122's and their Leyden Jar controllers have shipped. After some firmware updates the reports are good so far!

Here are some plans for the Leyden Jar controller:

Need help - Split communication between halves, with one half powering the ...

Joe needs to cover these tariffs IF they go ahead, but we all know he will try anything to worm his way out of paying anything.


Please forgive me if I missunderstood what you are saying (I am Swedish) but are you suggesting that Joe should pay the extra tariff costs himself? Because, I don't ...

Why would I want to continue messaging someone in private that gets ‘sexual release from their own reflection’? I should really be reporting this, pretty creepy to say the least…

But anyway, so long as what im saying remains relevant to the thread, i will just continue to put it in here. You’re the ...

I guess genericusername hasn’t figured out how to climb out of Joe’s arse yet.
He would defend Joe if the guy was banging his wife.

Joe needs to cover these tariffs IF they go ahead, but we all know he will try anything to worm his way out of paying anything.

Good job piping down little man


Insults only work if the recipient respects you. Send that PM if you want to talk, otherwise refrain from doing so. I assume every response from you in this thread will be on-topic and relevant to the discussion going forward.

My comments in this thread have ...

genericusername57 wrote: 27 Apr 2025, 23:26 EDIT: I'm not going to pollute this thread further by continuing the flame war. It's immature and counter productive. If you want to continue slinging insults, send a PM.

Good job piping down little man

I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with defending this guy, but anyway clearly you don’t know tariffs, allow me to help. I know you swedes don’t really have any great universities so your education may leave something to be desired.
You are from the US so any comment on education is an instant ...

All right, ENOUGH!

I don't know why you insist on bashing Ellipse every chance you get, but KNOCK IT OFF! You think the guy's a slimeball. Fine. We get it. You don't have to keep throwing it in his (and our) face!

If you don't think he's a reputable businessman, then don't buy from him. But ...

I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with defending this guy, but anyway clearly you don’t know tariffs, allow me to help. I know you swedes don’t really have any great universities so your education may leave something to be desired.

If the boards are already paid for then legally it would be a ...

This is on Ellipse to pay anyway as he is the one importing them from China.


Tariffs are paid by the end customer, always. That's how tariffs work. Otherwise companies would sacrifice their profit margins which won't happen. Not here nor anywhere else. If people understood this before voting ...

This is on Ellipse to pay anyway as he is the one importing them from China.

As noted in the manual, intermittent issues are sometimes due to dust or debris inside the keyboard, if replacing the springs and correctly reinstalling them does not fix the issue. The quickest way to fix this issue permanently would be to remove the keys and replace the springs and flippers with ...

This could all be avoided if QC existed and was coupled with spending more than chump change on shipping materials lol

Oreo its time to demand a replacement, Joe is only looking out for himself here and doing everything he can to not have to send you a new one.

Don't be fooled by ellipse and his boyfriend, you don’t have to do any troubleshooting steps if he sends you a dodgy product. Get your replacements or refunds in!

I hope you know my post was directed at this genericusername57 guy, he spends his life defending Ellipses douchery.
I hope you get your money back or a working board. Its BS what he tries to pass as ‘normal and expected’.

I was one of the first to receive my F62, paid for single digit serial etc ...

Going through the steps in the 'Manual' and before I continue I want to see if this has happened with anyone else. My 'd' key just dies all of sudden but works perfectly and registers with the solenoid if the 'e' or 'f' key are held down and then I type a 'd'. I took all the keys off and did ...

More bullshit from the big guy. Allow me to translate.

‘I cannot be arsed to ship out a working product and do anything even remotely close to QC, so here’s a bundle of chinaparts and a manual, have fun jerryrigging the bastard’

Just replace his board Joe. I get a lot of your customers like ...

I had one is this colourway at one point, think i ended up donating it to my old work before moving abroad. Not a bad dome keyboard, ive always thought the HP KU-1156 and the HP with the silver top were both far better though. The dell was a bit more mush.

Best dell ones imo were the ones included ...

Why would anyone share font info with you when you don’t share anything with the community?

Bellend.

Or maybe you could put your own money into researching your own products issue ellipse instead of asking people to reach out to engineer contacts lmfao. Quit expecting people to work for free for you, only to spit back in their face when they ask you for product specs.

The only person responsible for this shit show is Webwit, surprised he hasn’t been banned already.

Yeah yeah Ellipse did the unimaginable horror of... *checks notes* ... creating a small business to sell new F and beamspring keyboards to enthousiasts. And he offered hosting with like a working wiki. You are really good in picking your battles. So the conclusion is you rather wanted DT to die ...

Shame you campaigned against Ellipse taking over. How did that work out for you, eh? Good job.

Literally no one wanted to give money to Ellipse so he could buy DT lmfao, he could’ve bought it out of his own pocket but he's far too greedy for that, you are so incredibly tone deaf.
We had one ...