Spambot!

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sixty
Gasbag Guru

14 Feb 2011, 14:34

So I took all this time to write this excellent story in return to the spambot, but in the meantime webwit had already deleted the post. I feel your pain now spammer buddy, all that hard work for nothing :(
A spammer on a proxy in Mozambique wanted to get off work and go home to eat, so he approached his spambot tool

"Spambot tool, I am going home to eat and don't want to write the last post manually. I want you to take care of the post and take of all the forums."

"Yes, sir!" answered the spam bot.

The spammer goes home to eat and returns the following day and asks: "So spambot, how was your day?"

The spam bot told him that he took care of three forums. "The first one had a captcha, so I bypassed it with sound recognition".

"Bravo spambot, and the second one?" asked the spammer.

"The second one used captchart and I was able to recognize it in 3 attempts", said the spam bot.

"Bravo! Bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asked the spammer.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears apart my post, taking off all including my referer links and blocks my IP and shouts "For five years I have not seen any spambot!"
In related news, gonna change the sign-up form a bit to a more secure captcha later.

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bugfix

14 Feb 2011, 14:36

I'm amazed how these people can make money with this crap.

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Minskleip

14 Feb 2011, 14:38

Yeah, and nigerian scam letters. Unbelievable that people can be so gullible.

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sixty
Gasbag Guru

14 Feb 2011, 14:42

Reminds me of the guy who carved a C64.

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

Legendary.

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Minskleip

15 Feb 2011, 00:03

Haha that was a good one. Same with the Powerbook Prank haha.

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webwit
Wild Duck

26 Feb 2011, 00:13

Seems I defeated the spam bots with the new sign up question!

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bugfix

26 Feb 2011, 00:14

Sweet, sweet victory.

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webwit
Wild Duck

26 Feb 2011, 00:18

Let's hope they take it well.
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Minskleip

26 Feb 2011, 01:16

Run it's dark vader

joeqj

07 Mar 2011, 03:34

That guy at the front in the red t-shirt is gonna give me nightmares :O

vuga419

08 Mar 2011, 04:39

looks like someone did something to his rear... >.<

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keyboardlover

08 Mar 2011, 04:48

Anyone seen this site? They scam Nigerian (and otherwise) scammers epically:
http://www.419eater.com/index.php

Nikki_Case

08 Mar 2011, 15:10

I see the current registration form is something that no spammer should bypass. :lol:

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sixty
Gasbag Guru

08 Mar 2011, 18:10

keyboardlover wrote:Anyone seen this site? They scam Nigerian (and otherwise) scammers epically:
http://www.419eater.com/index.php
Yeah its hilarious. The carving story has to be my favorite.

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