Post the ugliest keyboards you've seen!

User avatar
just_add_coffee

13 Apr 2018, 18:57

fohat wrote: Was that a metal space bar on that blue Model M?
No. It was an experiment in vinyl wrapping keys.

codemonkeymike

13 Apr 2018, 19:08

Are you trying to say you have the gaudiest ergodox on DT?
Attachments
IMG_20180413_114928.jpg
Myne
IMG_20180413_114928.jpg (3.23 MiB) Viewed 797 times
Last edited by codemonkeymike on 13 Apr 2018, 19:09, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
green-squid

13 Apr 2018, 19:09

How did you afford those keys wow :o

codemonkeymike

13 Apr 2018, 19:10

green-squid wrote: How did you afford those keys wow :o
Sold my soul to the finance gods

User avatar
Iggy

13 Apr 2018, 19:16

Joker key-caps? Let's put a smile on that keyboard!

User avatar
Blaise170
ALPS キーボード

13 Apr 2018, 19:23

just_add_coffee wrote:
Blaise170 wrote: Terrible choice of color scheme (orange, cyan, and red do not match) but otherwise not that bad.
You're right, though the top plate is more pinkish in real life than it photographs. Probably not much of an improvement to you however.

So how about red chrome?
Image
Looks much better.

User avatar
just_add_coffee

13 Apr 2018, 20:05

codemonkeymike wrote: Are you trying to say you have the gaudiest ergodox on DT?
I was trying like hell. :D

One more try?

Image

User avatar
digital_matthew

13 Apr 2018, 20:13

just_add_coffee wrote:
codemonkeymike wrote: Are you trying to say you have the gaudiest ergodox on DT?
I was trying like hell. :D

One more try?

Image
Nah. Keycaps are too nice. ;)

User avatar
just_add_coffee

13 Apr 2018, 20:18

digital_matthew wrote: Nah. Keycaps are too nice. ;)
Oh well. It's hard to top the purple and green of Troubled Minds. That's such a gorgeously tacky keyset. Whoever it's creator ... God bless 'em! :D

User avatar
pansku
Member of the Beam Spring cult

13 Apr 2018, 20:45

Blaise170 wrote: I wouldn't call it a generational conflict at all. I know plenty of people in this hobby younger than 30 who can't stand "keebs", artisans, etc. I'd describe it much more as a matter of taste, as I don't think a keyboard with 30 artisans on it is good taste. I like practicality and that's exactly what (most of) my keyboards are.
It most definetely isn't a generational thing. I'm 20 and I don't like that word and closest thing to an artisan I have is the DT-keycap on my Model F XT. Also the trend following isn't my cup of tea either, I may have blue Alps and a beamer but then again I have plate springs which are the opposite of "hip" :lol:

davkol

13 Apr 2018, 22:29

As I often point out, it's similar to the "objectivism vs. subjectivism" conflict in consumer hi-end audio, even though many of the conservative keyboard collectors are hardline "subjectivists" with stances as irrational as the "keebtards", albeit in a different direction.

User avatar
just_add_coffee

13 Apr 2018, 23:55

davkol wrote: As I often point out, it's similar to the "objectivism vs. subjectivism" conflict in consumer hi-end audio, even though many of the conservative keyboard collectors are hardline "subjectivists" with stances as irrational as the "keebtards", albeit in a different direction.
It's funny. Here, depart from grayscale or the IBM pebble/pearl/babyshit khaki or stick an LED on something and some folks will become apoplectic. On Reddit, state a doubt about 60% layouts being truly efficient or "ergonomic" and it's the same reaction.

I vote that we all let people enjoy stuff and lighten the hell up.

User avatar
Elrick

14 Apr 2018, 05:06

just_add_coffee wrote: I vote that we all let people enjoy stuff and lighten the hell up.
Agreed but it's always good to rattle their cages once and a while ;) .

User avatar
digital_matthew

18 Apr 2018, 18:35

This looks like how bile tastes...
Attachments
realforce_bile.JPG
realforce_bile.JPG (43.42 KiB) Viewed 553 times

User avatar
seebart
Offtopicthority Instigator

18 Apr 2018, 18:37

The classic pic I'm sure most of you have seen this:
bz9kilb8xtneor1e0.jpg
bz9kilb8xtneor1e0.jpg (74.79 KiB) Viewed 545 times

User avatar
fohat
Elder Messenger

18 Apr 2018, 19:03

seebart wrote:
The classic pic I'm sure most of you have seen this:
I posted this photo years ago here and on GH, and it has taken on a life of its own ever since.

It is really kind of impressive that it still functions at all.

"I know that I am going to heaven, because I have already served my time in hell."

User avatar
JP!

18 Apr 2018, 19:06

digital_matthew wrote: This looks like how bile tastes...
:o

User avatar
seebart
Offtopicthority Instigator

18 Apr 2018, 19:14

Yeah its been posted many times before.

User avatar
Blaise170
ALPS キーボード

18 Apr 2018, 19:16

seebart wrote: Yeah its been posted many times before.
In fact, it was one of the first posts of the thread. :lol:
Menuhin wrote: I cannot tell when a keyboard is molested... or when a keyboard is willing to be caressed. :roll:
Definitely the keyboards may have some trauma when molested.

Here's the keyboard that I remember as the dirtiest, perhaps not the ugliest. And I have to do more research to confirm its mechanical identity. The user is probably from Europe.

Image
Spoiler:
Image

User avatar
depletedvespene

18 Apr 2018, 19:37

fohat wrote:
seebart wrote:
The classic pic I'm sure most of you have seen this:
I posted this photo years ago here and on GH, and it has taken on a life of its own ever since.
Please don't tell me that's YOU in the picture. :o

User avatar
Iggy

18 Apr 2018, 19:39

depletedvespene wrote: Please don't tell me that's YOU in the picture. :o
More importantly, what keyboard is that?

User avatar
Blaise170
ALPS キーボード

18 Apr 2018, 19:43

Iggy wrote:
depletedvespene wrote: Please don't tell me that's YOU in the picture. :o
More importantly, what keyboard is that?
That's a keyboard?

User avatar
Iggy

18 Apr 2018, 19:43

Blaise170 wrote: That's a keyboard?
Correction = What keyboard was that?

User avatar
seebart
Offtopicthority Instigator

18 Apr 2018, 19:52

depletedvespene wrote:
fohat wrote:
seebart wrote:
The classic pic I'm sure most of you have seen this:
I posted this photo years ago here and on GH, and it has taken on a life of its own ever since.
Please don't tell me that's YOU in the picture.


No. And I dont smoke.

User avatar
elecplus

18 Apr 2018, 19:57

Pepcid, Lucky Strikes, and beer. What a combo!

User avatar
digital_matthew

18 Apr 2018, 21:00

JP! wrote:
digital_matthew wrote: This looks like how bile tastes...
:o
Yes. Click here if you want to purchase this...item...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Topre-Realforc ... 0033.m2042

User avatar
Elrick

19 Apr 2018, 07:20

digital_matthew wrote:
JP! wrote:
digital_matthew wrote: This looks like how bile tastes...
:o
Yes. Click here if you want to purchase this...item...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Topre-Realforc ... 0033.m2042
I recon I can tolerate it's colour with my sunnies, hence I would look cool typing on this keyboard with my Ray-Ban's ;) .

__red__

19 Apr 2018, 15:26

just_add_coffee wrote:
davkol wrote: As I often point out, it's similar to the "objectivism vs. subjectivism" conflict in consumer hi-end audio, even though many of the conservative keyboard collectors are hardline "subjectivists" with stances as irrational as the "keebtards", albeit in a different direction.
It's funny. Here, depart from grayscale or the IBM pebble/pearl/babyshit khaki or stick an LED on something and some folks will become apoplectic. On Reddit, state a doubt about 60% layouts being truly efficient or "ergonomic" and it's the same reaction.

I vote that we all let people enjoy stuff and lighten the hell up.
You know what grinds my gears...

The assumption that I *don't* want bling on my keyboard or that I want all of my keyboards to be 'pristine' or 'original' in every way just because I exclusively[α] collect keyboards manufactured by three letter companies with switchtypes abbreviated as BS.

Au contraire mes amis! I would freaking LOVE to collect keycap sets for my Fs.

User avatar
TheInverseKey

24 Apr 2018, 19:18

I think that this is the most amount of cancer I have seen in a while.

Image

User avatar
Blaise170
ALPS キーボード

24 Apr 2018, 19:58

Can you adjust the antenna? I think the TV is going out! All I see are colored splotches.

Post Reply

Return to “Keyboards”