deskthority

And here with the recipe for the fishy fishy. Which for the fishy chowder we need the fishy fish. Bork bork bork.
http://www.spam.com

Of all places.. Why here?

Texan icky spammer! A new breed! Now with vitamin S.
Mu nuke it please!

Fishy fishy bork bork Spam. And now the mighty Dune Cat...from the bright side of the force.

Texas my hairy Scots arse!
With and without tartan knickers!
Sign him up for some spam if you like. It's our lonely old friend in Pakistan, as ever. Poor bastard. Just imagine the cubicle chicken farm they keep him in, and his keyboard!

That's funny. The 100,000 pounds of keyboards I sold last week went to Pakistan. When he found out what I was willing to pay to import beamsprings back from their plastics processing plant, he almost fainted! Unfortunately, he said it is not possible. The US will not allow the import of "scrap electronics" from overseas I told him I could send them almost anywhere, including China, the EU, Egypt... but he said the chase was not worth it.

I'm glad we get spammed so infrequently. It's about once a month. And the IP addresses are almost always in Pakistan. So I'm guessing it's just one guy… with a truly thankless job. He probably spams dozens of random forums for his various clients every day. Some of them must have bad hygiene and leave it in place, making all his account creation effort worthwhile.

But not DT!